You Don't Know Jack Schitt!
05:48 Jun 11 2006
Times Read: 580
You Don't Know Jack Schitt!
Many People are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt".
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt of KneeDeep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt.
Against his parent's objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school Dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married a man Mr.Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she kept her previous name and became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a mongoloid son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are: Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new wife, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them!
my sis sent this to me and i thought it was kinda funny so im posting it for those who havent read this or heard of it
Forgive Me - Evanescence
03:56 Jun 06 2006
Times Read: 581
Evanescence
"Forgive Me"
Can you forgive me again?
I don't know what I said
But I didn't mean to hurt you
I heard the words come out
I felt that I would die
It hurt so much to hurt you
Then you look at me
You're not shouting anymore
You're silently broken
I'd give anything now
to kill those words for you
Each time I say something I regret I cry "I don't want to lose you."
But somehow I know that you will never leave me, yeah.
'Cause you were made for me
Somehow I'll make you see
How happy you make me
I can't live this life
Without you by my side
I need you to survive
So stay with me
You look in my eyes and I'm screaming inside that I'm sorry.
And you forgive me again
You're my one true friend
And I never meant to hurt you
Broken - Seether
03:48 Jun 06 2006
Times Read: 582
SEETHER LYRICS
"Broken"
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph and I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
You've gone away, you don't feel me here, anymore
The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
[x2]
'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
You've gone away
You don't feel me here anymore
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